Dear Followers

We haven’t posted in a while. Unfortunately, our assistant who helped up make these has had her phone taken away for some time, and is unable to help. This renders us unable to make posts. If any of you kind souls would like to assist us in the continuity of this hopeful endeavor, send a message over to our manager, Maddie, ecstaticholmesfanatic.

Forever yours,

S and J

posted 4 months ago with 1 note

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ecstaticholmesfanatic:

The Ballad of Jim Moriarty-by Maddie

I’m sending all these messages but they’re just not getting through

dammit, can’t you tell Sherlock just how much I love you

every little thing you say well they just make me smile

I wanna show how much I care but’s taking a little while

I gave you bombs and melon pips but it seemed to be too much

i wrote your name up on the walls, wasn’t that quite a nice touch?

Well Sherly Holmes here’s the honest truth

you keep me in my lovely youth

we’re meant for each other, just you wait

I’m sure I’d be your perfect mate

A plane full of dead bodies is not the nicest sight

I just wanted to say hello, I gave Mycroft quite a fright

everything I do, dear boy,

I do it to please you

Now cmon, Sherlock, don’t be coy

You make me feel brand new

I hope you aren’t upset with me

for nearly blowing up your best buddy

he’s my competition, don’t you see

my heart is locked and you have the key

Well Sherly Holmes here’s the honest truth

you keep me in my lovely youth

we’re meant for each other, just you wait

I’m sure I’d be your perfect mate

Now Sherlock don’t be alarmed but theres quite a lot in store

for you and me, just look and see! This world has so much more

for gorgeous proper geniuses, theres realms left to explore

now don’t you disagree with me, you’re what I’ve been waiting for!

Together we’ll see great heights, we’ll be standing at the top

but all it takes is just one slip and we just might start to drop

Well Sherly Holmes here’s the honest truth

you keep me in my lovely youth

we’re meant for each other, just you wait

I’m sure I’d be your perfect mate